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The only AI-related things guaranteed not to hallucinate. You choose, and we send the file right away or the parcel by post. A shop with no basket and no payment

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We asked 100 miners: what does AI do underground?

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Catalogue

Ten gadgets, zero hallucinations

Files are sent instantly, items by post, one of each per person. Just click “Download” or “Ship to me” and the gadget is added to the order below

01Template and folded crane

Regulatory Crane

Origami15 × 15 cm template and instructions · PDFSheet by post

Legend has it that whoever folds a thousand cranes is granted a wish. There is a shorter road to AI Act compliance, but one crane on your desk will not hurt. A 15 × 15 cm square, 28 steps and about 10 minutes, which is shorter than the average steering committee. No crane operator licence required

02Game template 20 × 20 cm

AI Heaven or Hell

Paper game to fold20 × 20 cm template and instructions · PDFSheet by post

The schoolyard game, boardroom edition. Your counterpart picks DATA, LAW, COSTS or PEOPLE, points to a number and finds out where their AI is headed: to heaven (own servers, PROXY:AI, ISO/IEC 42001, the CDF methodology) or to hell (data leaks, hallucinations, shadow AI, empty costs). The result is random, the conclusions are very real

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A6 notebook · cover and 5 mm grid

AI Regulatory Notebook

A6 notebookRegulatory cheat sheetShipping within Poland

The only knowledge store that never hallucinates, as long as a human is writing in it. The first pages hold a cheat sheet on the AI Act, the Polish AI act, KSC/NIS2 and DORA, in case someone at a conference asks “so when does this apply?”. After that, 5 mm squares for your own conclusions

04Cover with allclouds.pl print

Laptop webcam cover - allclouds.pl

Webcam coverShipping within Poland

The cheapest data protection we know of: a model that cannot see you will never learn your Monday-morning face. Fully compliant with the data minimisation principle. For a video call with us, just slide it open with one finger

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Animation
Animated wallpaper · preview

Animated SAIE wallpaper for Windows

Animated wallpaperMP4 · 24 s loop3440 × 1440Windows

The only AI agent we allow to run without human oversight: day and night it sends pulses along the SAIE rings on your desktop. It sends no data, uses no tokens and never asks for a raise

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Wallpaper 3440 × 1440

SAIE wallpaper (static) for Windows

WallpaperPNG · 3440 × 1440Windows

For those who prefer nothing on their screen to move without consent. Human in the loop at its purest: the SAIE rings stay exactly where you left them

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Cover: Brochure: Why allclouds.pl

Brochure: Why allclouds.pl

PDF · 8 pagesEnglish

Eight pages answering the question asked at every board meeting: “why not just a chatbot in the cloud?”. Quicker to read than any chatbot’s terms of service, and it stays with you longer

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Cover: Brochure: PROXY:AI

Brochure: PROXY:AI

PDF · 4 pagesEnglish

Four pages about the gateway that stops both prompt injection and the token invoice nobody knew about. Especially recommended for anyone who has ever heard “it’s only one query to the model”

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