The only AI-related things guaranteed not to hallucinate. You choose, and we send the file right away or the parcel by post. A shop with no basket and no payment
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Regulatory Crane
Origami15 × 15 cm template and instructions · PDFSheet by post
Legend has it that whoever folds a thousand cranes is granted a wish. There is a shorter road to AI Act compliance, but one crane on your desk will not hurt. A 15 × 15 cm square, 28 steps and about 10 minutes, which is shorter than the average steering committee. No crane operator licence required
Paper game to fold20 × 20 cm template and instructions · PDFSheet by post
The schoolyard game, boardroom edition. Your counterpart picks DATA, LAW, COSTS or PEOPLE, points to a number and finds out where their AI is headed: to heaven (own servers, PROXY:AI, ISO/IEC 42001, the CDF methodology) or to hell (data leaks, hallucinations, shadow AI, empty costs). The result is random, the conclusions are very real
A6 notebookRegulatory cheat sheetShipping within Poland
The only knowledge store that never hallucinates, as long as a human is writing in it. The first pages hold a cheat sheet on the AI Act, the Polish AI act, KSC/NIS2 and DORA, in case someone at a conference asks “so when does this apply?”. After that, 5 mm squares for your own conclusions
The cheapest data protection we know of: a model that cannot see you will never learn your Monday-morning face. Fully compliant with the data minimisation principle. For a video call with us, just slide it open with one finger
Animated wallpaperMP4 · 24 s loop3440 × 1440Windows
The only AI agent we allow to run without human oversight: day and night it sends pulses along the SAIE rings on your desktop. It sends no data, uses no tokens and never asks for a raise
Eight pages answering the question asked at every board meeting: “why not just a chatbot in the cloud?”. Quicker to read than any chatbot’s terms of service, and it stays with you longer
The digital AI desk in four pages. No hallucinations: every sentence has a source and every feature described runs in production. Perfect with a coffee, before the assistant learns to make it for you (that one is not on this quarter’s roadmap)
Four pages about the gateway that stops both prompt injection and the token invoice nobody knew about. Especially recommended for anyone who has ever heard “it’s only one query to the model”
The story of how AI went down the mine and came back up with a working on-premises deployment in two months. No hard hat, but with TWIN:DESK, PROXY:AI and the CDF methodology